Not the man who owns the house, but his scary skeleton man Halloween decoration that lives in his front yard.
Creepy right?!
She talks about him all the time (she calls him "Man"!) and occasionally professes her love for him by blowing kisses and yelling "I love you Man!"
Hmmm...we are a little scared at what this says about the kind of dates she is going to bring home in the future... (the very FAR FAR future, I might add!!!)